more dating advice, me style

Kari: EHO! I didn't see you there, I was just listening to my walkman.

So you're at a party and there's a cute boy sitting across from you. He seems interested and he's been staring at you all night, and you're pretty sure he is going to want to kiss soon. What's the best next step?

I'd say, excuse yourself and go to the outhouse, which is, of course, outside of the house. It is very economical and friendly to the environment, but that's for another post! Take a long time in the outhouse, and make sure to really make him wait. If, when you open the door after 20 minutes, he is still standing in the freezing cold waiting for you, then you have yourself a winner. Make out with him.