Kari's Advice:
... this is the best song ever. Sometimes I watch it before I go to school and then I get to school and tell the kids "OK, I'm ready to teach you because I watched Michael Bolton as Capt. Jack Sparrow."
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Uses for Vinegar
Kari's Advice: This is a preemptive answer for all those out there suffering from bug bites. One word; Vinegar. Not only will it stop the itching but it also doubles as perfume. It works best if you just pour it all over. Vinegar will also help remove stains but only if used with "something water." Stay safe, lots of love and peace. Xaide Nazdrave.
Attraction
Zhenis: What do you look for in a guy?
Kari's Answers: I like when they play soccer, because they know what to do with their hands. Or, farmer hands.
Kari's Answers: I like when they play soccer, because they know what to do with their hands. Or, farmer hands.
How To Get Someone To Makeout With You
Kari: I really like this guy and we've been making out all night, how do I keep the mood going?
Kari's Answers: I find that telling "sharting" stories really keeps the mood alive. If they continue making out with you after you tell of your sharting while watching Golden Girls story, you know it's true love.
Kari's Answers: I find that telling "sharting" stories really keeps the mood alive. If they continue making out with you after you tell of your sharting while watching Golden Girls story, you know it's true love.
Stain Removal
Roommate: I've got this stain on my shirt. How can I get it out?
Kari's Answers: Hot water.
Boiling water.
Cold water.
Something water.
(after 30 minutes)
Kari's Answers: Did you use water?
Kari's Answers: Hot water.
Boiling water.
Cold water.
Something water.
(after 30 minutes)
Kari's Answers: Did you use water?
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